Sunday, September 23, 2018

DO YOU ever actually still eat THIS stuiff? Candy, Drink..or WAX? (Bottles, Lips)

Again, with the ever popular wax drink bottles. Many have put this inj with candy, along with good or bad (you know the usual suspects--kit Kat, Skittles, necco, Candy Corn, Licorice Gumdrops, Hershey's, Circus Peanuts, etc.). But these aren't really candy to me, either drink..or WAX?

Really.

Serkiously..? Has ANYBODY EVER had this WITOUT GETTING their FREAKING moth fulla WAX?  Then there's the ever popular WAX lips. Again As a "Rocky Horror Picture Show", "Don Knotts", "Miranda Sings" or "Mick Jagger" prop, for the lips and for tghe bottoes, to crush, please tell mre, who has ever EATEN the stuff, who's actually put it on your mouth.


(However, den't tell a soul: but I have wanted to eat scented wax  candles for my  more than 55 years on the planet.)

(anyway)

Yuck.

However, bottles and lips of wax still seem to be popular,

I dunno. Bottles might be good if you'd of decided to make candles..Lips for the above popular attributes.

But they ain't candy/

NOT by a longshot/..(drinks in the bottles.. maybe a yecch..)

As always, this blog's dedicated to Cybele May of Candyblog.net

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Cat Poop Prank!





Hoping for no grossness....on YOUR mind part!!


Anyway, the above should show in a heartbeat the revulsion that Tootsie rolls cause..at the very least the iconic chocolates. Enjoy! (OR throw up)

Necco Wafers Chocolate Pack - The Original Candy Wafer





Have ya ever eaten a Necco  wafer? Have ya ever even a Necco CHOCOLATE wafer? ;)





Betcha can't even eat half (12?) or all! Well I can.



Also:

I wish that;

besides the 8 flavors therein-





+wintergreen

+clove

+orange

 +lemon

+chocolate 

+licorice 

+lime

+licorice



that there also exists

peppermint, spearmint, ginger, nutmeg, vanilla, and maybe some more.. one of each. AS MANY as it would take for 40 (disc count of the largest, e.g.,i.e., normal rolls like what's seen above.)